The good people at JML recently asked me to trial, test & review their newly released ‘Mega Hose’.
Having already bought a similar product by a different brand earlier this year, that exploded on its second outing, I admit I was a tad sceptical.
The JML Mega hose comes in 4 lengths, 7.5m, 15m, 22.5m & 30m.
I tested the 22.5m length hose which is about 74ft for you ol’ school types.
As you can see above, it fits neatly into a washing-up bowl when ‘limp’. Of course, if you have a dishwasher or ‘staff’, then you’ll have absolutely no idea what a washing-up bowl looks like.
The box contains 2 tap adapters (3/4 inch & a 1/2 inch) & 2 spare washers…and the hose!
What it doesn’t contain is a Hose Nozzle.
The instructions inside ‘highly recommend’ that you use attachments specifically designed for the Mega Hose, so I don’t know why their Nozzle doesn’t come as standard in the box. I have 3 nozzles from other hoses I possess (am I a hose-a-holic?) and the only nozzle that fits perfectly came from my deceased exploding hose. The other 2 (from a well-known hose retailer) didn’t not fit securely & leaked dreadfully.
Here’s me (I wish!) watering the garden.
Using an innovative expanding inner core and a super-durable outer flexible skin, the Mega Hose will start small but apparently grow to over 3x its length when you turn on the water and when you turn the water off & it should shrink back to its original size.
Now I measured mine in it’s shrunken state & it was 13m long. With the water on full blast it reached 22.5m (an extra 9.5m) but definitely not 3x it’s original length as claimed on the box. Maybe just sticking to detailing the length it reaches would have been a better claim on the packaging? At 13m long in its shrivelled state, one still has to retrieve it from around the garden as one doesn’t have a butler.
I also collect it up in a way that the water drains from both ends & then if it’s got a bit wet or grubby, I hang it on the end of the washing-line for a while to dry before stashing it away in its washing-up bowl.
The Mega Hose isn’t heavy, doesn’t get tangled or kink.
It claims to slide around trees and other obstacles but I still find myself occasionally having to give it a tug around some pots & benches and did manage to knock a pot over as the hose went under rather than around the pot as I pulled. Maybe it’s because our garden is part slate & grassed areas instead of shiny tiles or smooth decking sections (hmmmm….I don’t know).
So in summary what do I think?
Well it’s been used lots and it hasn't burst!
I like that despite it’s vast length, it does move around the garden fairly smoothly (needing only the occasional tug), there’s no ‘whipping’ at the hose to follow you, it does go where I go. Rigid hosepipes on reels sometimes want to loop or curl upwards (you know what I mean). The Mega Hose remains on the ground.
If you have a traditional hose, where you wind it back in on a wheel afterwards, that’s been dragged around the garden whilst watering & gotten a bit grubby, then it’s fairly easy to wind it in without touching it. The Mega Hose still needs collecting up by hand & can get quite grubby.
However, if you don’t have the winding mechanism for reeling in your traditional hose and have to collect it up, then the Mega Hose is far easier to gather, it’s incredibly lightweight, easier to store & takes up much less space.
The only real disappointment was the lack of nozzle. On the JML website, prices for the Mega Hose range from £19.99 for the 7.5m to £64.99 for the 30m length.
Whatever price you pay I think that the recommended hose nozzle should come included as standard. I’d have been pretty miffed if I’d returned home and none of my 3 nozzles had fitted & I’d had to go back out & pay an additional £9.99 for a separate nozzle.
Available from JML Direct, Asda, Homebase and Dunelm Mill.
I hope you found my review helpful.
PS. Mr TG said that he’s more than willing to test, review (and keep) any new cars about to hit the high street, preferably a Lexus or a posh Volvo .