Tidying gardens in Stevenage, Welwyn Garden City, Knebworth & surrounding villages.
If you would like help in the garden, whether it's for a few hours a week, a month or more, then please get in touch.
Tel: 07963 291504

Fully booked for 2020.

Sunday, 23 December 2012

Festive Greetings

Thank you to everyone who has visited the Tidy Garden blog this year.
Thank you also to all of my clients for the opportunity to work alongside you in your gardens and to those who have taken the trouble to leave such wonderful testimonial comments.
Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2013

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Let Them Eat Cake

This is the warning being issued by the RSPB following the unusual rise in bird obesity in the Hertfordshire area over the past 2 years. It appears that 'someone' (their identity is not being disclosed) has being putting out 'failed Christmas' cakes, that had been rejected by the building industry as house-bricks, to the birds in the North Herts area.
It seems birds arrive in gardens in peak condition...
(Norman the pigeon)

...and then find themselves unable to take off, with chronic indigestion and requiring the assistance of the emergency services to air-lift them to the gym for a work-out having indulged in said festive offering.
Officials have been reassured that the cake offender, who is believed to be a cateringly-challenged female, about 21 years old (ahem!), lacking in height and with a thing for George Clooney has in fact given up entirely in her attempt to bake a Christmas cake and has been caught on CCTV this year purchasing a rather natty one from a Tesco supermarket. Despite this assurance, the public are still advised that she may be armed with a dibber or trowel so approach with caution...and if you're offered cake...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Christmas Decorations

Woke up this morning to find Mother Nature had put up the Christmas decorations in the Tidy Garden.
Not a bauble in sight....love it!
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